Dallas wins bid to be the first U.S. city to get “the eboli”.

Watch out L.A. Move over N.Y. Dallas is no longer just that city where they shot JFK, no sir. Let me be the first to congratulate the committee members who represented Dallas.  Their hard work and foresight made it possible to put together the winning bid.  Dallas is the first U.S. city to get “the Eboli” as our great leader called it.  Hell of a job, hell of job.  I’m sure there was a lot of competition from L.A. and N.Y. but what else is there to say but, “how bout them Cowboys”!

Dallas now has a brand new feather in its cap.  And it’s not just the international media that is pouring in to town.  The government grant money, FEMA help, and DHS employees should start arriving in big D before the end of the month.  “This is going to be big”,  That’s what I was told, off the record of course, by one of the committee members who organized the final push that put Dallas over the top to win the bid.

According to the Ministry of Truth, all of this is part of the Obama administrations new world initiative to rejuvenate the U.S. Economy, and from the looks of it, it is already working!   In fact, that same Ministry says it’s just another part of the comprehensive plan that is responsible for the great recovery we have been experiencing now for 6 years.  So more reason to celebrate inmates!  Thank you sir, may I have another.

The U.S. Gov't has now ordered 160k of these babies. I'm sure they'll reserve one for you and me!  Or why wait, order now, get your own.  and do your part to stimulate the economy. Yes We Can.

The U.S. Gov’t has now ordered 160k of these babies at $1,200.00 a pop.  Kapow!  I’m sure they’ll reserve one for you and me! Or why wait, order now, get your own. and do your part to stimulate the economy. Yes We Can.

Is Ebola in the U.S.?  who knows.  Is there a guy at Presby who is sick?  again, who knows.  Is it a government plot?  It doesn’t matter.  The “story” is all that matters.  The story, is being believed.  The story is being discussed. Which team are you on Red or Blue? Remember, you can’t win if you don’t play, so choose a side.  Are you a liberal or conservative?

People who are now living in fear that Ebola is about to get them are funny to me.  Probably the same people who fear that they will get AIDS.  What is the real risk? next to nil, that’s what.

The doctor who got sick got a serum and he’s better.  So they have a serum ! yay we’re saved, but wait, they are not sure it will work. Oh nooo. But maybe they could get one but it is so expensive the cost has delayed it all.  Oh no again. And so it will go on and on until they decide to turn this show off for now.

Was there a doctor who got sick and then got cured? who knows.  So many lies pour out there is no way to ever know.  We can only ask cui bono with regards to “the story” running.

Here’s my guess, the whole thing serves multiple purposes.  Distraction and confusion on the “border issue”.  All distractions are good.  Division between the red and blue teams about what to do.  Division is good.   Big time money grab.  Whatever “cure” or fakeass vaccine they tell people exists will be EXPENSIVE.  And I am betting it will have an “unfortunately short shelf life”.  So it will cost a pretty penny to get. And of course, it will have to be constantly re-ordered by our overseers at the government.  And all of this to supposedly maybe possibly help save you from the dreaded “eboli”, which may or may not even be in the U.S. or anywhere else.  The patent for which is owned by the U.S. D.O.D.

So let’s just say that Legalman is highly skeptical of this laughable attempt to scare people.  Is there even anything happening in Africa?  Wtf knows my brainwashed friend.  They released it in Africa god knows how long ago.  In an infected area that is huge.  With a potentially exposed population of how many 10’s or 100’s of millions of people?  And what is the sanitation like in these areas?  And yet how many people have actually even ALLEGEDLY died there? A few thousand? So what is the latest on the situation there and what does it look like there?  I suspect it looks like this.

Experimental Ebola treatment they gave to the guy who was supposedly cured after being supposedly sick.

Experimental Ebola treatment they gave to the guy who was supposedly cured after being supposedly sick.

So excuse me if I am not on board quite yet with the latest fear tactic.

I know this, this whole thing could provide a nice possible “little kicker” to swing some anti Obamacare people if it turns out that OCare will pay for the “magic serum” when lot’s of others won’t.  Yay government.  See you red team fans, you’re wrong, government is good.      We HAVE to have the government involved in our health, otherwise YOU TOO might get the eboli.

I know, I know. I am an insensitive dick for not caring about the children! My god man, think about the children! Oh, and I guess I am a racist too since this involves Africa, sorry, I forgot that part.

I will believe Ebola is a real threat when the politicians and cops and bankers themselves start getting sick and dying.  Before that, I’m sorry, I suspect it is transparent and quite laughable diversion.  Nothing but another modern version of the bread and circuses they feed the inmates here in the greatest free-est, blah blah blah country that ever yada yada.

Legalman lives,

Legalman IS the law.

Legalman IS the law.

 

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